story of my life :]

mynameisdoofthelizardandamlesbi:

you-had-me-at-e-flat-major:

cynntastic:

hohohotitty:

pieflavoredjizz:

badassthugmc:

ilarual:

darning-socks:

you learn to take the little victories

I always got very excited when it would spell out ACDC

OMG SAME FOR BOTH

I always got very afraid when it was the same letter 4 times in a row

when I was 4 or 5, my mom was a prof at a college and she used to hand me the scantron sheet before she wrote the exam and let me colour whatever lettered bubble i wanted for each answer. if i coloured two by accident, she made an ‘all of the above’ option. one time she gave me it and i coloured the ‘a’ bubble for each of the 130 questions except for the second last one and she just went with it

later on, she told me that it was the most entertaining exam she had ever watched her students take

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politics exam but the answers are all in acab order

these are so funny, especially because i don’t notice that stuff until the very end when i’m out of time and can’t do anything about it and it’s like, “sus, but not enough”

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dojacat:

To my sad mutuals…..CATCH!

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zachsanomaiy:
“ dadd:
“ 1dietcokeinacan:
“Me n my mutuals watching it all unfold……….
”
Whatching what unfold?
”
If you aren’t watching it all unfold, you must be what’s unfolding
”

zachsanomaiy:

dadd:

1dietcokeinacan:

Me n my mutuals watching it all unfold……….

Whatching what unfold?

If you aren’t watching it all unfold, you must be what’s unfolding

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luchile:
“ but i believe aang can save the world
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luchile:

but i believe aang can save the world

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psychoarrogant:

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This isn’t an April Fool’s joke.

Our president went on live national television and, instead of addressing the questions on where the 275 BILLION Philippine Pesos is going to in relation of the country’s relief goods, he threatened to kill anyone who disobeyed him.

21.9% of the country is below the poverty line. Minimum wage workers earn a salary of PHP6,840 (134 USD) a month. Living in Manila, the living expenses cost an average of PHP27,000 (529 USD) for someone who is SINGLE.

Now, picture a family of four, five, six children, plus two parents (ideally), plus grandparents, PLUS aunts and uncles. That would amount to a minimum of 12 mouths to feed. In addition to that, picture that one out of that twelve count is working. You have a salary that doesn’t even feed you properly, what more the other mouths you have to feed?

In the Philippines, some families rely on only one person to bring in the steady income, they are called the breadwinners. In this quarantine, the breadwinners, most especially those who cannot go to work, rely on relief goods and volunteers to help feed their families.

Unfortunately, only few people have been able to receive their relief goods. Which is making the country question where everything else went. In response, the president said, and I quote:

“Tingnan ninyo, patay, kesa magulo kayo diyan, edi ilibing ko na kayo. Huwag ninyo na subukan ang gobyerno kasi ang gobyerno ito.”

In English:

“I’d rather kill you and bury you rather than deal with your chaos. Do not test the government because we are the government.”

Believe us Mr. President, we will never forget those words. We hope you never forget them too, as they are the catalyst to the revolution you created.

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90377:

Watkins Glen by Jeffrey Jones

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